Hate QA
I don't need QA
Take a little test to make sure once again that you don't need anything from us
Question as a warm-up: who should test?
Don't need anything anyway |
The next question will be more complicated: do testers only test and check products for bugs?
Don't need anything anyway |
It seems that you are still a little bit interested in testing: how many testers do you need in your team?
Don't need anything anyway |
When should the tester be involved in the project?
Don't need anything anyway |
Do you still want to test? Ask otherwise: is the testing expensive?
Don't need anything anyway |
Is it a problem to hire the test outsourcing team for the project?
Don't need anything anyway |
We are almost sure that you don't need any of that, so let us fix the result: can test teams configure work processes?
Don't need anything anyway |
Wow! Are you still here? Now the control question: is this testing about IT or about business?
Don't need anything anyway |
Ooh... Your tester hater is in the red. We are nearly burning in Hell. Judging by the answers, you do not quite understand why testers are needed, and also what it is - the quality assurance. Or the testers just piss you off. Or maybe all at once :) But something tells us (for example, experience) that if you learn more about the QA, it will improve work on the product and increase business targets. Don't believe me? You should try it! Apparently, our salesmanship stops here. But we know how to test. This is how we can be useful :)
Okey! Your tester hater is on the zero milestone. You seem to understand who testers are, why they are needed. But it seems that's not completely. We don't know how to determine this. We are not psychoanalysts, we are going to test. Perhaps, if you dive a little more into the work of testers and how they can be useful for the business, you can solve painful problems with the quality of the product. Unfortunately, we don't have sales managers to haunt you. We have testers and a large QA background. This is how we can be useful :)
Wow! The tester hater is in normal position! You seem to be in touch with testing. That's comforting. We would invite you to drink to this! It is probably pointless to tell you about the QA's importance and persuade you to buy our services, you already know it all. Yes, sales are not our strong point :) But we are good at testing and QA. This is how we can be useful.